"Good Wood"
My typical process for enjoying a wood burning stove this winter involves going out to the shed every other day or so and bringing in a couple bunches of wood to dry. I trudge out in my baggy Dartmouth sweatpants - no one around except me and the trees and the five deer staring at me. I sing to them and they seem to like it. A couple of them even walked towards to me tonight.
When I trudge out in my sweatpants to do things like this, I’m reminded of my good friend Sue. Sue is in her fifties, highly intelligent, lives on a huge farm property in New England and is, of course, single. And she’s a little hottie! So am I! (Especially in my sweatpants:) It makes me wonder why women like us are single, and why we don’t have boyfriends or husbands helping us with rugged man-like tasks such as this. There must be a good reason – (Sidenote, I ran into an ex a couple nights ago, along with his new wife -- you remember -- the one with the "ex-girlfriend" whom he got pregnant. It was an akward encounter leaving me feeling relieved to not bear the burden of two babies and a full-time college student for a husband.) Maybe it's my attitude that leaves me to bear the burden of carrying the wood instead!
Anyway, regarding the wood – I spend quite a bit of time sitting in front of the fire writing whitepapers, and the Big Cat named Bob usually sits around with me. One night he was being a real pain in the ass; he just wouldn’t settle down. I had left the wood carrier sitting next to the fire and the next thing I know, I see Bob get in the wood carrier (which looks VERY similar to a kitty litter box). I’ve never moved so fast in my life! I got him out of the wood carrier while he was mid-squat. The wood carrier never sits inside the house anymore.
Other than that one incident, he’s really a very good cat. Really, he is!
Keeping with the “Good Wood” theme, here’s a link to a great local bluegrass band, “Good Wood” http://www.goodwoodband.org/snakeoil.html. I’m proud to say the rockin’ mando player, Christian Johnson, is a friend of mine.
Enjoy!

